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Sarkomutants: The Dark SideEdit

Pureed vegetables mixed with industrial ingredients

  • Summer squash with WD-40
  • Green beans and paint thinner
  • Carrots and kerosene
  • Broccoli and anthrax
  • Obama is a form of Sarkomutant
  • Microwave sales coincide with Anthrax breeding
  • There are too many babies, especially unwanted Sarkomutants.
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