Stephen Baldwin is the only member of the Baldwin family who will go to heaven. Thank St. Peter that Stephen has recently found Jesus instead of another Hollywood script, which apparantly is some type of misnomer, and also, quite uncommon in Hollywood. Stephen Baldwin is the George W. Bush of the Baldwin brothers; Alec, meanwhile, is the John Kerry of the brothers; last but not least, Daniel is the Ted Kennedy.
Stephen Baldwin Factoids Edit
- Despite having the name "Stephen", he is no Stephen
- Will start his own church with the help of Kirk Cameron
- Alec and Daniel are embarassed by him (when they're not busy being embarrassed by their own movies).
- Jesus is on his side
- Is Not Babylon's Pimp, amen