Writing a letter to Jack Kingston is something Stephen Colbert does every Thursday.
It is not known how Doris Kearns Goodwin will feel about Stephen's letter-writing. Or how many historians will fight over them.
December 14, 2006Edit
Dear Congressman Jack Kingston,
Well, I learned a lot about myself this week.
I've learned that saying 'ching-chong' over and over again is not speaking real Chinese. Gotta throw a 'chang' in there every once in a while.
And I convinced Seattle to put Christmas Trees back in their airport. I guess you could say I spruced the place up! Now I just have to get that living nativity scene on the runway.
And I got to Better Know a crop of new congressmen, bringing the number of districts I've Better Known up to 51. (Don't worry, sir. You were my first- I'll always Better Know you best.)
Well, that's about it. Stay strong Captain Jack!
- Yours always,
- Stephen Colbert