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Stephanie Miller
is a Traitor
And will soon feel the wrath of a vengeful Baby Jesus.
Al Franken
Stephanie Miller
Belongs to The Vast Left-Wing Media Conspiracy

Just wait until your father gets home!

Stephanie Miller is the prodigal daughter of a great Republican, William Miller, whom Barry Goldwater annointed as his running mate in the first presidential election the liberals stole back in 1964.

No one knows when or how, but she fell from grace and became a liberal. What's the matter, Stephanie, daddy didn't buy you a pony?

Running For president?Edit

Apparently, Miller is going to be like every other Hollywood celebrity and give her unsolicited opinion about politics. She has teamed up with Barry Goldwater's granddaughter to run for president under the "Where’s the Party" party.


Radio ShowEdit

DramaticQuestionMark Did you know...

..Stephanie used to be "Click" on <i>Car Talk</i>???

Stephanie has a radio show, filled with fart jokes and other sad attempts at humor but Rush discovered no one watches it.

Accompanying her every morning[1] are Chris and Jim (her "mooks"), presumably her ambassadors to the male side of homosexuality.

Chris and Jim are often heard redecorating in the middle of the program or auditioning Cher impersonators while Miller performs complicated vehicular operations for her Hollywood friends or talking incessantly about the size of her trunk and/or the junk contained therein.

When the trio are able to break free from their mirrors and self-indulgences, they get back to their regular program where Miller makes wake-up calls for lesbians throughout Los Angeles and the boys talk about cats and spanking.

Making America Her Beaver CorridorEdit

When not whoring on America's Virginal Airwaves, Miller flits around the country hosting liberal orgies to somehow numb the pain of not being married and supporting her husband while he supports The Greatest President Ever.

She has been seen in public with noted lesbionic singer Melissa Etheridge, a former lover of Saddam Hussein, The Dixie Chicks and communist witch, Cindy Sheehan.

She has one phone line on her radio show dedicated to gay topics called the "Pink Line".

Taking Over A Real American's TimeslotEdit


Apparently, MSNBC wants to get their license pulled. In April, 2007, MSNBC fired Don Imus, then replaced him with Miller.

What a shunder!

Luckily for America, she did not get a time slot on MSNBC, but she has been appearing all over the airwaves giving her opinion!


  1. In Los Angeles, it airs on Air America Radio

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