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Steely Dan in a 2002 file photo.

Steely Dan is an American jazz-rocker. He is better than Eminem. He likes nineteen-year-old girls a lot.

Steely Dan is named after a dildo, which was also used on stage with the background female singers for higher octaves and screams to enhance the music.

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