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Starship Enterprise
Makes The Baby Jesus™ Happy
And that Makes Stephen happy, too!

Flagship of the Federation, its captain is Jean-Luc Picard. Powered by truthiness and the blessing of Stephen Colbert, the Enterprise can travel faster than Ricky Bobby.

Its continual mission is to explore strange new worlds, seek out new life and new civilizations, and bestow upon them truthiness and the Word of God.

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