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Early Career Edit
It all started with Heavenly Decision 4000 BC. The Republican candidate: God, with VP nominee The Baby Jesus. Democrat: The Baby Satan, with VP The Colbear. God wanted to create a conservative universe full of Catholics with the slogan: "I Created You, So Vote for Me or Burn." But the Baby Satan disagreed with the slogan "Change We can Believe In." You can see were Barack Hussein Obama was going with this. Anyway, God won the election in an repeatedly-heard-of ∞ to 0. The Baby Satan demanded a recount. Enter Michael. St. Michael was God's head bodyguard at the time, simply because God didn't feel like showing off. He smelled something facty afoot, so he flew over to the DNC headquarters in Purgatory (Heaven's South Central).