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The Blessed Virgin Mother recognizes
St. Francis of Assisi
as part of The One True Church.
St. Francis of Assisi
is an insidious part of the
Fancy-pantsification of America!

St. Francis was a 12th Century Italian monk who preached the values of poverty and chastity. While extremely effete, he may not have been gay. He is considered a "toss up" by the One True Church. Nevertheless, his name has been appropriated for the capital of Queerdom, San Francisco. This may have something to do with the "a sissy" part of St. Francis's enduring legacy.

Fun St. Francis Fracts (or St. Francifracts)Edit


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