Hello, Kitty
Hello, Sri Lanka
Asian and very good at math.

A map of Sri Lanka showing its vegetation. Well, there's a 99% chance that it's Sri Lanka, to be honest...okay, 98.5% at the lowest.

Sri Lanka is an island country off the coast of India. It enjoys a very stable democracy. It used to be called Cylon.

Perhaps the island nation of Sri Lanka (or S.Lanka for short) is best known for playing host to international baseball team the Tamil Tigers. Unfortunately, since their pension was cancelled, the Tigers have been rather upset. But, to quote Donald Rumsfeld (the greatest Secretary of Defense), "This too will pass."

Sri Lanka is India's Tasmania.

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