The square dance is a real American go-getter of a good time. It involves dressing like a goon and going into a local barn or YMCA. Many dislike the sport, but go as a friendly suck-ass time. Chewing tobacco and/or a piece of hay is a good partner for square dancing. Usually there is country music and karaoke machine that drunken relatives have a fun time singing along to.

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