Is an essential component of's Internets Tube for Nerds

Spyware is currently the only defence The Internets has to stop liberals from downloading porn. It works by clogging the pipes in to the computer, therefore slowing it down to the point where the user's liberal mind gets the idea to "cut-and-run" and eventually gives up, this is very common among liberals.

Prevention Edit

If you are an Internets-Americans who is affected by "Spyware", the only way to prevent this from happening is to go out and buy every type of "Anti-spyware" software and install it on your computer. It may not help but at least you will help America and Stephen Colbert by supporting the economy.

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