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If you work hard, you'll get ahead as a
Spy


Spies are the only true Americans left, other than the Heroes. They are truly not gay. Spies are used by the Greatest President Of All Time to keep an eye on dangerous terrorists such as Al Franken and the other trouble-making liberals. The Patriot Act was created for the soul purpose of giving spies the power to watch anyone they suspected of terrorism. The most watched organization is Americans For Gay Bears, which is obviously a Neo-Nazi gay liberal terrorist group.


Who Can Become A Spy?Edit

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America's Hottest Russian Spy

  • People who can decipher this message: Tom Cruise sniffs garbage cans under the ocean, and Michael Moore likes women's clothes in pink.

What Education Does A Spy Need?Edit

  • Enough to become a spy. Everyone's different.

What Do Spies Do?Edit

  • ...Spy stuff. It's classified, and if I told you, I'd have to kill you.

What Special Equipment Do Spies Need?Edit

  • Super-duper spy equipment, on sale for $1.00 at your local Army/Navy surplus.

Where Do Spies Work?Edit

  • Wherever they need to to get the job done.

How Much Money Do Spies Make?Edit

  • They make $150,000 - $400,000 depending on rank.

French Fringe BenefitsEdit

Hot Russian Spy WantedEdit

Hot Russians Spies make as twice as our spies (which are fugly), America needs to bring that hottie back! We made a terrible mistake!!!!

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