Spies are the only true Americans left, other than the Heroes. They are truly not gay. Spies are used by the Greatest President Of All Time to keep an eye on dangerous terrorists such as Al Franken and the other trouble-making liberals. The Patriot Act was created for the soul purpose of giving spies the power to watch anyone they suspected of terrorism. The most watched organization is Americans For Gay Bears, which is obviously a Neo-Nazi gay liberal terrorist group.
Who Can Become A Spy?Edit
- People who can decipher this message: Tom Cruise sniffs garbage cans under the ocean, and Michael Moore likes women's clothes in pink.
What Education Does A Spy Need?Edit
- Enough to become a spy. Everyone's different.
What Do Spies Do?Edit
- ...Spy stuff. It's classified, and if I told you, I'd have to kill you.
What Special Equipment Do Spies Need?Edit
Where Do Spies Work?Edit
- Wherever they need to to get the job done.
How Much Money Do Spies Make?Edit
- They make $150,000 - $400,000 depending on rank.
French Fringe BenefitsEdit
Hot Russian Spy WantedEdit
Hot Russians Spies make as twice as our spies (which are fugly), America needs to bring that hottie back! We made a terrible mistake!!!!
- Part-time spies
- Russia opens internship spy program this summer
- Spies to be send back to Russia
- Hottest Spy of the year
- Russian spies can be such jerks
- Anna Chapman declared Sexy Spy of the year
- Georgia fails to catch hawt spy
- UK to open internship for Russian spies
- Free Market spy to hunt down mooslims
- Sarah Palin is a Russian Spy: You Betcha!