|City Motto:||Near Nature. Near Perfect|
|Theme Song:||No Way Out of Here|
|Principal industries:||Defending Freedom|
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|Fun Fact # 2:||add stuff here-9|
Spokane, WA, a suburb of Coeur d'Alene, ID, located near Colbert, WA is considered the Back Door to the West, protecting the Real Americans of the West from the liberal freaks of the Left Coast! Spokane is in the good part of Washington.
Unlike Seattle, Spokane is populated with true patriotic Republicans who are willing to support the great George W. Bush. Since Spokane is located in the middle of nowhere, no one has been able to confirm its existence.
Since Rupert Murdoch purchased and dismantled the Spokesman Review after the Jim West scandal, the Spokane media market is now dominated by KHBX News. According to the crack reporters at KHBX, no one seems to have any problems with the new situation.