Mary power of Christ laser beams2
The Blessed Virgin Mother recognizes
Spanish Inquisition
as part of The One True Church.

No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!

The Spanish Inquisition is an unfortunate part of the history of Catholicism, but what are you gonna do? However, the "Spanish Inquisition" where people were tortured and killed for deviating from the dogma of The One True Church never happened. It is a myth that has been forced upon us by the Jews. The true Spanish Inquisition was something else entirely.


The only accurate history of the Spanish Inquisition to date can be found in the documentary film of the same name by the popular British documentarian troupe, Monty Python.


Their chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Their two weapons are fear and surprise...and ruthless efficiency...and an almost fanatical devotion to the pope.......and nice red uniforms!

The Inquisition of MythEdit

These are the lies that people have been spreading about the "Inquisition" lo these many years:

  • bad
  • unpleasant
  • Catholics started it
  • really awful
  • our fault


  • No one expects it.

Oh No!
Spanish Inquisition
needs help fast!
Quick! Someone call the cavalry!

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