Spanish is a mysterious language spoken by nannies, gardeners and Esteban Colberto. It is a popular training language, frequently (albeit temporarily) used while learning American.
Spanish is a Romance language and as all Romance languages, it leads to to pre-marital sex.
Spanish has several dialects often confused for the language itself. The most popular dialect is Mexican. For example "Them bricklayers was speakin' Mexican and talkin' bout me."
- People think you just add an "o" to the end of any American word makes it Spanish. Actually sometimes you must add an "a". Soap is sopa, not sopo.
- Sacapuntas is not an insult, it's a pencil sharpener, but go ahead and yell it all you want.
- The correct word for exactly is exactamundo, not exactamendo.
- ↑ Interestingly enough, the Spanish word for soup (Menudo) is the same as their word for boy band!
Yo tengo un sachico grande en mis pantelones.