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America's ingenuity and technological superiority over every other nation on Earth now and since the dawn of time is unquestioned.

Every homeschooled child knows this. But, what might not be common homeschool knowledge is what is inside the space shuttle's toolkit.

It is this invaluable box that helped Tom Hanks return to Earth after Opie ditched him on the dark side of the moon. And whose contents have been divulged exclusively to

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