Space Jesus

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Space Jesus is The Lord and Savior of The Alien Kind. He is The Messiah of Space Christianity, which is similar to Human Christianity with a few differences:


Even in Space, Jesus is White

  1. Space Jesus came to cleanse our sins and enslave the human race
  2. Space Jesus doesnt see race so he will enslave all of the human race equally (to him all humans look the same)
  3. The Space Bible doesnt discriminate one race of humans over others, instead all humans are inferior! See no conflict!
Super Computer worshiping Space Jesus and singing his praises

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