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Understanding that Social Security is a self-inherent bust, as proven by the great number of American's dying right in the middle of giving to it, Meg Whitman has negotiated a way for BP Oil to thrive in the American economy by introducing Whitman's BP's re-fertilizing program, "America Makes Waves of Grain". Yet, part of "The New California" plan from the people that brought you the Teletubbies and Tea parties! GOP candidate, Meg Whitman is VERY concerned about the environment and the people of California. Her new proposal is both a money saving retirement plan and an income generating business that will employ ALL of California's aging population.

No waste and great taste! Meg Whitman's Soylent Green Jobs!Edit