|The "Great" State of SOUTH DAKOTA |
|Capitol:||Bismarck or Pierre, depending on your interpretation of South..|
|State Flower:||African Venus fly trap|
|Official Language:||Canadi-nglish or Minnesoti speak|
|State Bird:||Flying Elk|
|State Motto:||The only Dakota that doesn't smell funny|
|Nickname:|| Downwind of the Fartknocker state
North Dakota's South Carolina
|Governor:||Gov. Stephen Colbear (not related to Stephen Colbert|
|State Anthem:||Blame Canada|
|Standard MPH:||17.5 MPH|
|Principal imports:|| Graham crackers,
Marshmallows, and Chocolate Bars
|Principal industries:||add stuff here-13|
|Fun Fact # 1:||Supports Gay Beaver marriage|
|Fun Fact # 2:||Voted for the war against environmentalism|
South Dakota was discovered by the brave pioneers of the Wild West. Or far East, depending on how far you go in what direction.
Originally, the pioneers created one large state, and named it Dakota. However, after the Canadian invasion of 1812, the northern-half of Dakota become communist, while the southern-half remained American. Since then, they have been at war ever since, South Dakotan freedom fighters giving their lives every day to reclaim North Dakota in the name of freedom and gravity.
South Dakota TodayEdit
West of Minnesota and we are glad of that.
South Dakota LandmarksEdit
- Mount Rushmore
- The Statue of Liberty
- Samuel L. Jackson
Famous South DakotansEdit
- Bob Barker
- The 1985 Green Bay Packers
- Hubert Humphrey
- George McGovern
- Tom Brokaw
A Typical Day in South DakotaEdit
Same as yesterday, and the same as tomorrow...