The state of South Carolina is selling off historical artifacts to make up for a budget shortfall because President Hussein Obama is preventing governor Mark Sanford from receiving any of the stimulus package all the other states are getting.
Dear South Carolina, Here's An Idea ... Edit
to post your suggestion.
The Stephen Colbert Walking TourEdit
- charge people money to walk where Dr. Colbert has walked. Charge by the step.
Stephen Colbert Commemorative Plates Edit
Promote their peaches Edit
Stephen is a big fan and could give South Carolina peaches The Colbert Bump.
Auction off trips to use the C.O.L.B.E.R.T. at the ISS!
Register as a charity.
License the COLBERT name with the beneficiary being SC (net Preparation and Shipping Charges, of course)
Auction some Colbert Hair.