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Somewhere was a Wikiality.com Featured Word on 12/09/07.
You have found it, this is the actual Internets Tube where people find certain types of "facts".
People say they found a tidbit of information "somewhere" on The Internets, well, this is the place they were talking about.
Please check the Table of Contents for the things people have found here, "Somewhere" on The Internets.
High Polling numbers for George W. BushEdit
A survey taken today by a group, showed George W. Bush's approval numbers hovering around 1002‰
Walter Reed Rats And MoldEdit
George Soros' Support for All Liberal CausesEdit
The Baby Jesus' Birth WeightEdit
The Baby Jesus weighed 8 pounds 6 ounces at birth.
The Population of ElephantsEdit
The population of elephants has multiplied by 8 in the last 8 months.
Jews who live in (and control) Hollywood make movies that turn people gay.
Upcoming Tom Cruise movieEdit
It sucks, it really, really sucks. No matter when you read this, that statement will be true.
George Washington and SlavesEdit
He did not have any. Ever.
Churches in Blue StatesEdit
The Value of "Pi"Edit
The value of Pi = 3.1415T3PH3NC0L83RT
The Age of The UniverseEdit
The age of the universe, the planets and everything can be no older than 6,000 years. According to some "Scientists," the age is about 13.7 billion years old.
The Most Common Terrorist PlotEdit
the-bomb-is,-is-to-toture-the-information-out-of-him" is the most common of terrorist plots. And the best way to expose the anti-Americanness of liberals.
When confronted with the plot described above, only a liberal would even mention "rights" or "law".
Things Liberals HateEdit
Famous People who were Latchkey kidsEdit
Jimmy Swaggart's Official WebsiteEdit
Jimmy Swaggart's Official Website is jism.org.
Monkeys must mate 42.5 times on average before they can successfully create offspring.
Origin of Joe Lieberman's Low RatingsEdit
Joe Lieberman received his low ratings through saliva he came into contact with via shofar.
People Ric Ocasek of The Cars has nailedEdit
- Helen of Troy
- Rita Hayworth
- Nancy Grace (when it meant something)
- Belinda Carlisle
- Princess Stephanie of Monaco
- Both Bush twins
Christopher Columbus actually had 4 ships:
- The Nina
- The Pinta
- The Santa Maria
- The Wet Dream 2
The sky is between 23 and 42 percent larger in Montana than in any other state.
The Danger of Bear Claws for BreakfastEdit
Scientific studies have shown that anyone who has ever eaten a "Bear Claw" pastry for breakfast is about 542‰ more likely to be mauled by a real bear. They are addictive and bear claw from real bears is just more potent, addicts can overcome the danger of fear of low success rate.
Eva and BeyoncéEdit
Keisha Castle-Hughes' Second Coming BabyEdit
- Thirty Pieces of Government Cheese
The Miraculous Regrowing Hymen Edit
According to the Abstinence-Only Sex Institute for Bible Science Education, even slutty girls can have a second chance to reclaim their Virginality. As long as you don't have "sex" or do masturbation, God will provide you with a shiny new hymen in as little as one to two years.
Nancy Grace and PuppiesEdit
Nancy Grace rapes puppies in her spare time.
Upwards of 720‰ of Internets-Americans enjoy using statistics to bolster specious claims. Gotta love the lipstick lickers
The Beneficial Effects of CarrotsEdit
Carrots contain a chemical known as sepulcrotoxis, which not only improves one's eyesight, but also makes one's eyes itch until one is forced to scratch one's eyes out with the nearest carrot. Unfortunately, scratching out one's eyes with a carrot often causes severe to complete blindness. Fortunately, one has a carrot, and sepulcrotoxis improves one's eyesight.
Indians love their alcoholic beverages. Still to this day.
- I am an American Indian and I love whiskey for no reason other than I love it. I would rather not wake up in unknown places with my wallet missing and covered in an unknown wet substance. This is my nemesis. Damn you whiskey.....Damn you.
Edgar Allen Poe Park Fun FactEdit
- Edgar Allen Poe blew his brains out.