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Ostrich
Afrika
Somalia
is something African and thus may or may not be real,
not to pretend that you really care either way. Come on - it's Africa.
Compass-bkg
Map-on-Ass
Hey, where the hell is
Somalia???
I don't care, it's not America...hey nice ass, lady!
REGULATION VACATION CELEBRATION!00:59

REGULATION VACATION CELEBRATION!

Come to Somalia! A libertarian paradise maintained by "rational self interest and libertarian magic dust."

Somalia (aka The Pirate Kingdom of Somalia) is a country somewhere in the make-believe continent of Africa or possibly Disneyland. Wasn't our troops involved in a conflict or a war there once? NO, NOTHING HAPPENED THERE...

Somalia was also the setting for the awesome movie Black Hawk Down, a fictional account of how much ass the Army kicks in urban combat settings. .

GovernmentEdit

Somalia is ruled under the libertariam authority of the Pirate Lords. Their current leader is Captain Nabadiid Dagaaldoon who's American name is Captain Barbossa.

MottoEdit

Somalia

Everything is better in Somalia.

Arrg, avast ye scurvy dogs!

CurrencyEdit

Gold Dubloons

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