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Soledad O'Brien
Is an Uber Hottie and you are not! She makes The Baby Jesus stand at attention.
You may look, but do not touch. Unless Stephen Colbert has Nailed her first.
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Soledad O'Brien is an omniracial news anchoress. The one woman who encapsulates all women.

IntroEdit

Remember citizens, we need Border Security that accelerates the influx of immigrants with the talent and courage that make America great.

All You Need To KnowEdit

Stephen likes the cut of her jib and many other euphemisms about her, and you should too.

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A match made in paradise.

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Soledad with her four children, she is the mother to us all.

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Sexy news anchoress? Or sexiest news anchoress?

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The global village that is Soledad O'Brien.

FactoidsEdit

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Soledad experiencing the first of a multiple spontaneous orgasm when asked about Stephen Colbert.

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Jon Stewart starting to feel left out after orgasm #8.

  • She interviewed Stephen without his suit or glasses on CNN's American Morning in June 2006.
  • She's in the movie Bears in a Submarine, and kicks tons of ass in it.
  • She's part Cephalopod
  • She is a black latina with freckles

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