Josh purse medium
drives on the wrong side of the road, and carries a man purse.
Must be European.
Despite what you may have heard
Is totally not gay!

Socrates was old man in ancient Greece who pondered the secrets of life in order to avoid getting a real job. His "philosophy" was a direct affront to the gut, as it taught that truth does not really exist and that people really know nothing. What about what they feel, Mr. Smartysheets?

When not philosopherizing, he enjoyed taking young boys camping and experimenting with new, exciting flavors of hemlock.

Be careful when reading
as it might have something to do with thinking...

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