The early contender for "Best Picture" at the 2007 Academy Awards (along with Borat), Snakes on a Plane is a film highlighting the newest threat to our nations air travelers: snakes on a plane.
(Warning, the following contains spoilers.) Mobsters put snakes on a plane to kill a guy. Snakes kill alot of people having sex, or pissing, and then they get their ASS kicked by Samuel L. Jackson who tasers their ASS. Snakes fail, because Samuel L. Jackson is a BAMF.
- Samuel L. Jackson is "Sick and tired of these motherfucking snakes.."
- Former Guns'N'Roses guitarist Slash was scheduled to appear in this movie until a Liberal Hollywood Casting Agent made a discovery while watching an 8 hour E! Saturday Night Live Marathon and spotting the same character actor in two separate episodes. The agent then cast the lucky character actor in Slash's role in SOAP.
- Snakes on a Plane is the best movie ever made. Anybody who disagrees is a terrorist that likes Michael Moore movies. F'ing Commies.
- Snakes on a Plane has so far grossed 2.2 billion dollars. Every dollar that Snakes on a Plane earns will go to help the children. Who Will Think of The Children? Will anyone think of the children? Those motherfucking children?
- Fast forward to the sex scene. The chick has great tits.
- Snakes on planes are a very real threat as there is only one Samuel L. Jackson.
Chuck Norriswould help out, but he is too busy with his own shit.
- Snakes on a Plane won the 2006 Academy Award for best movie ever.