The snail is a strange little squishy creature which God created at the very end of the sixth day when He was overworked and getting bored. It has strange telescopic eyes and carries its home on its back like a common hobo.
There is a lot of confusion over exactly where snails live. That's because they can live both on land and in the water. This gives them a wider range of terrain in which they can hide when the going gets tough.
Enough is enough snails! Pick a terrain, we're at war!
The French Connection Edit
The snail is the mascot of the French. Why? Because they have so much in common. Here are just a few ways in which the two are similar:
- Both are spineless.
- Both hide in their homes at the slightest sign of trouble.
- Both are vegetarians.
- Both leave a trail of slime in their wake.
The link between snails and the French can also be seen in the French people's love of eating snails. As we all know, France is a nation of baby-eaters. So it stands to reason snails must be seen by the French as at least adopted children, and possibly real children.
|Snail is in Wikiality's Animal Perdition
This horrid beast will spend eternity wandering the vitriolous wastelands of Utah.