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And we were sweating and these guys were standing, watching us and sipping on a Slurpee. And they were pointing at us saying, how come you're not pushing harder, how come you're not pushing faster?
~ Saddam Hussein Obama
Slurpee (unity beverage)
- Abraham Lincoln and Jefferson Davis will attend Slurpee Summit to bring back unity to a divided Nation.
- John Wilkes Booth hates slurpees.