Sleeping Aids is a slang term for any medicine that helps an American get to sleep. Pharmacuetical corporations make lots and lots of different types of aides for the variety of sleeping disorders inflicting Americans these days.
Sleeping Disorders Inflicting AmericansEdit
Do you have trouble getting to sleep?
Do you toss and turn after getting into bed?
Do you snore?
Did you used to snore?
Has anyone in your family ever snored?
Americans are discovering more and more ways to need medicine to help get to sleep.
- Talking while sleeping
- Walking while sleeping
- Driving while sleeping
- Coming out of a coma
An Epidemic Edit
Sleeping AIDS is known to be caused by sleeping unprotected sex and is the the leading killer of sorority girls everywhere.