Created by a relationship between Satan, Al Gore, and Helen Keller shortly affter God created the Jedi, the Sith have always had their ass kicked by Stephen Colbert every time they meet him. However, lesser Americans (but still real, gut-feeling Americans) have been attacked by the Sith. They are almost as dangerous as bears, and Stephen hates them almost as much as he hates bears.

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