"Sirius" is the bold theme song of Dr. Jerry Vizzone. It was recorded by a bunch of English techno gurus from the top-secret Alan Parsons Project in the year 1982, and is actually Morse code for, "The Soviet commie bastards are trying to break America's wrist! Over." Even though Ronald Reagan defeated Soviet Russia long ago, this message is still poignant and applicable to our times. Only replace "Soviets" with "terrorists".

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