Richard Branson is an Englishman who was still able to make a lot of money. In fact pundits call him "rebel billionaire" as often as John Edwards calls himself "son of a mill worker".
He owns many businesses, all of which have the word "virgin" in them. Richard is a perv, but his cellphones are cheap as shit, making them affordible for the average American.
He appears to be a commie based on his support of communist ideas like global warming. However this is only a result of himself suffering from Dyslexia. He claims "I Love A Challenge". His new airline Virgin Galatic goes into space.
Richard and Stephen will end up facing off on during The Colbert Report, where Stephen will drop him like a bad habit. Guaranteed.
August 22, 2007 NailingEdit
the very first one is named "Air Colbert"
storm troopers of intolerance
promised to let Stephen fly his own plane
lives on an island
called "the rebel billionaire"
the mob is a zombie army
for a million dollars, Branson can gnaw on the stump
Jesus is the co-pilot
5th billionaire on the show
not bad really is it? to be a billionaire
RB insisted on promoting his airline
Stephen put his feet up
RB splashed water on Stephen
Stephen splashed water on RB
Dr. Stephen Colbert Vs Sir Richard Branson: The yacht race from Charleston, South Carolina to BermudaEdit