Sir Richard Branson
has bad teeth and a funny accent because it is British,
but still loves America, thank you for supporting our President.
Sir Richard Branson
has been a guest of The Colbert Report
and got nailed in the process


Mister Branson given the honor of being in Dr. Colbert's presence.

Richard Branson is an Englishman who was still able to make a lot of money. In fact pundits call him "rebel billionaire" as often as John Edwards calls himself "son of a mill worker".

He owns many businesses, all of which have the word "virgin" in them. Richard is a perv, but his cellphones are cheap as shit, making them affordible for the average American.

He appears to be a commie based on his support of communist ideas like global warming. However this is only a result of himself suffering from Dyslexia. He claims "I Love A Challenge". His new airline Virgin Galatic goes into space.

Richard and Stephen will end up facing off on during The Colbert Report, where Stephen will drop him like a bad habit. Guaranteed.

August 22, 2007 NailingEdit




Sir Richard Branson went fishing and he came back with a very nice snapper. But, Dr. Colbert outdid him! Colbert wins again! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

the very first one is named "Air Colbert"

storm troopers of intolerance

promised to let Stephen fly his own plane

lives on an island

called "the rebel billionaire"

the mob is a zombie army

for a million dollars, Branson can gnaw on the stump

Jesus is the co-pilot

5th billionaire on the show

not bad really is it? to be a billionaire

RB insisted on promoting his airline

Stephen put his feet up

RB splashed water on Stephen

Stephen splashed water on RB

Dr. Stephen Colbert Vs Sir Richard Branson: The yacht race from Charleston, South Carolina to Bermuda[1]Edit

Stephen captain sea

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