The Sierra Club is an integral part of the liberal conspiracy, and an active ally for the Dark Side in the War on Bears. Their President currently is Al Gore, and their membership is comprised of tree huggers, hippies, beatniks, nogoodniks, liberals, and of course bears.
However, the resurgence of America during the 1940s and 1950s emasculated their message and caused a dramatic drop in membership. Their recovery started with the decadence of the 1960s and 1970s, and was accelerated by the global warming hysteria.
- To explore strange new forests.
- To seek out new life and fornicate with it.
- To boldly go where no man has gone before!
Sierra Club members are renowned for their hardiness. After undergoing an intensive month-long "soul selling" course, they are able to survive in the wild naked for years on end, even in the coldest of temperatures. And they can subsist exclusively on a diet of marijuana and Baby Jesus' tears.