makes The Baby Jesus sad.
Does your mother know you read these filthy liberal myths?

A man demonstrating how to take a shower

A Shower is used for washing your body. It is immoral by the standards of The Baby Jesus to shower nude, and to have sex in a shower automatically sentences you to Hell. It's well known that Michael Moore has never taken a shower in his long, unnatural life.

Showers are found in locker rooms and Houses.

Showers Through HistoryEdit

This legend of water weakening your sexual powers goes back to antiquity. Many of the Goddesses avoided water. Napoleon told Josephine not to bathe before he came home to "do" her, and that was months away. W.C. Fields would neither drink nor bathe in water -- due to the fact that, "fish fornicate in it." That is why I only ingest distilled water.

There is a long list of the "unwashed", such celebs as the late, greats Marilyn Monroe and Anna Nicole, as well as the all-too-visible, yet still somehow alive Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsey Lohan. Their spiritual advisers told them their sexiness, sexual attraction and sexual powers would be diminished if they bathed. And doesn't every guy want to "do"them? Thank you spiritual advisers everywhere. Surgical masks anyone?

See AlsoEdit

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