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Shirley is a very serious woman. Very little else is known about her besides her distaste for forgery and other forms of lying.

She became an hero to Citizenship Truthers everywhere for obtaining the Kenyan birth certificate of Barry Soetoro for Orly Taitz, Attorney At Law.

This document proved once and for all that he cannot legitimately be President of the United States of America.

Now that that matter is settled, Shirley returned to her life of anonymity.

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