The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Sheryl Crow
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!

And we don't believe in your folk-rock warbling Ms. Crow!

A member of Bono's Bonoschtapo, who never amounted to anything until she promised to marry Lance Armstrong. When she broke that promise, she broke the sacred contract between a man and his wife forcing The Greatest President Ever to place her on his "On Notice Board".

Crow's War On The American BacksideEdit

The Crow hates toilet paper, and being such an uptight liberal herself doesn't have need for it. As a result, she wants to limit American toilet paper usage to a single sheet for all Americans. "Only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required."

This is a blatant snub to the brave American sheets which have been faithfully serving American backsides for years! As a result, you are urged to do your patriotic doody duty and slap at least one "Protect Our TP" ribbon-style bumper sticker on ever car you own.

Crow Attacks Karl RoveEdit

At the 2007 White House Correspondents' Association Dinner, The Crow and activist Laurie David cornered Karl Rove and peppered him with global warming lies. The Crow went too far, however, and actually tried to touch Rove on the arm. WOMEN ARE NOT TO TOUCH KARL ROVE!

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