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Shaquille O'Neal is the Benedict Arnold of food spokesmen and a professional basketball player.

His number is "32".

He has spokescontracts with Pepsi and Burger King while at the same time telling fat American kids they need to lose weight.

In addition to his sports prowess, he is well-known for appearing in such cinematic masterpieces as Space Jam and Steel (he was tricked into starring in the Muslim propaganda film Kazaam). He is also revered in the 'hood for his mad skillz on the mic.

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Shaq, you can't have your cake and then not let American kids eat it.
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~ Stephen Colbert
June 27, 2007


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