"Sex Education"
has been approved for use in the "Leave No Child's Behind Abstinent Only"
Abstinence-Training Curriculum.
Using this tube of the internets will preserve your virginality.

Sex education (academic curriculum)

  1. abstinence, abstinence, abstinence.
  2. abstinence is the only 100% way to prevent pregnancy, STD contraction, and not being damned to Hell for having sex.

School Funding Edit


Nonsense! That just some tummy tumors…

Only schools that follows God's law in teaching abstinence shall receive funding from the Greatest President Ever. Heathen schools shall not receive a penny from the God-chosen administration.

Financial Assistance to Africa Edit

Only African countries that follows God's law in promoting abstinence shall receive financial assistance from Greatest President Ever. Heathen countries shall not receive a single penny from the god-fearing America.

Black People in America dont need financial assistance or Sex Education, since they are in America and not in some third world country [1].

How to Stop All Forms of Rape Edit

America has learned that there is a deficit saving solution to solve sex education, end sexual abuses, and save the Tax payers' money on the cheap: Just say no, it works! No, really. We have evidence that if you say no, sexual deviants and perpetrators will stop!

The idea has already been well received and many are clamoring for the implementation of the new policies.

See Also Edit

External TubesEdit

"Sex Education"
is a part of's dictionary, "Watch What You Say". For the full dictionary, click here.

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