Seth Woodkoksokir al-jihadMacFarlane or (known as Seth MacFarlane to all satanic bear lovers) is one of the greatest douchebags in soul history. His sheer level of douchebaggery has even been considered to be on equal terms with pot smoking dinosaur humpers and filthy bear loving red coated liberals! Yeah that's right! Bear lovers!
Under the guise of a cartoonist, this wretched hell spawn has attempted to corrupt the minds of America's youth with bear loving propaganda and because of this he has become one of the leading anti-truthiests in America. His merchandise also contains harmful explosives hell bent on killing your children as part of his terrorist plot! His skills as a cartoonist are so awful that he must rely on the use of other popular media's ideas and plots in order to garner attention, thus fooling America's youth into being hypnotized by his liberal bear loving monkey jizz, rendering our beloved and proud America into a steaming pile of arrogance and more monkey jizz!