Sergeant David Karsnia

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Sergeant David Karsnia
gives aid and comfort to America's enemies. As A True American™,
it is your duty to report Sergeant David Karsnia to the authorities.

Karsnia, this is the closest you will get to fame, buddy.

David Karsnia is a sergeant with the Minnesota police. He is not well regarded by his superiors or most of his peers on the force. In fact, they were so disappointed with him that they wanted to get rid of him. It was decided that the best way was to figure out the worst possible assignment to give him in order to manipulate him into quitting.

Sgt. Karsnia's captain decided that assigning him to gay bathroom duty at the Minneapolis airport would be the easiest and most discreet way to finally get rid of him.

After all, no one would ever admit to being sent to do gay bathroom duty at the airport. And there is no way he would get anywhere on the force with gay bathroom duty at the airport on his resume! I mean, c'mon, Minnesota is filled with Republicans! Anyone who thinks a Republican would do anything gay in a bathroom is obviously nuts!


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