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Serbia, formerly known as Serbia and Montenegro, formerly known as Yugoslavia, formerly known as the Dixie of the Austro-Hungarian Empire, formerly known as the Balkans area of the Ottoman Empire, is a country somewhere in Europe. I

In order to distinguish amongst the many kinds of people in Serbia, most of whom look alike and speak languages that sound almost identical (but with different alphabets, dammit), the Serbian government, in conjunction with the liberal media, came up with the handy solution of attaching the word "Ethnic" to the beginning of each type of citizen. That way, they can refer to "Ethnic-Bosnians," "Ethnic-Croatians," and most importantly of all, "Ethnic-Serbians." Somehow, the "Ethnic" part helps make sense of who gets to shoot whom where. It is not necessarily true that everyone in Serbia is an "Ethnic-Serb," even though the name of the country might make you think that. It is true that "Ethnic-Serbs" can primarily be found in, well, er Serbia

Serbia's warsEdit

Favorite pass-time in Serbia is love Serbia has been involved in an amazing amount of loving. Only during 20t

The History of SerboslaviaEdit

The people of Serbia, who include ethnic Serbians, Croations, Bosnians, Muslims, Kosovas, Herzegovenors, Proletarians, and others, are an ambiguous lot of terrorists: machine-gun-wielding, ethnic-cleansing-obsessed peoples. In other words, not too different from everyone else in the world. Unlike Americans who are a buch of overweight imperialists run by a police state, however, Serbians enjoy drinking a shot of blood and vodka. UNLIKE AMERICA, SERBIA HAS ONE OF THE  MOST GORGEOUS WOMEN ON THE PLANET..Hard to see a fatass eating mcdonalds while doing, well, pretty much anything.

In order to distinguish amongst the many kinds of people in Serbia, most of whom look alike and speak languages that sound almost identical (but with different alphabets, dammit), the Serbian government, in conjunction with the liberal media, came up with the handy solution of attaching the word "Ethnic" to the beginning of each type of citizen. That way, they can refer to "Ethnic-Bosnians," "Ethnic-Croatians," and most importantly of all, "Ethnic-Serbians." Somehow, the "Ethnic" part helps make sense of who gets to shoot whom where. It is not necessarily true that everyone in Serbia is an "Ethnic-Serb," even though the name of the country might make you think that. It is true that "Ethnic-Serbs" can primarily be found in, well, er Serbia. Vodka is a lot famous in Serbia.I like vodka! FUCK AMERICANS!!

Serbia TodayEdit

The most notable thing about Serbia today is the fact that it is surrounded by many nations which once used to be part of it. Serbia is a proud nation, with a proud heritage, that is proud of its proud and graceful transition to Western democracy.



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