Al Franken
Selling One's Soul To The Devil has earned
The Baby Satan has a special place in hell for
Selling One's Soul To The Devil
and YOU just for visiting this internets tube!

While it may seem to follow the precepts of capitalism, selling one's soul to the devil is really a sham perpetrated by the Axis Of Communist-Socialist-Marxists Against Free Market Ideals to force an America-loving Christian to participate in a rigged market with history's greatest Communist ever, Satan.


How Satan Tricks Good Americans Into Selling Their SoulsEdit

The Set-upEdit

The PitchEdit

The Bait & SwitchEdit

Eternal DamnationEdit

Retrieving One's SoulEdit

Souls That Have Been Purchased By The Devil Throughout HistoryEdit

  • Tommy Johnson
  • The Jews
  • Bill Gates
  • Keith Richards
  • Judas
  • Cats
  • Steve Gutenberg
  • actors
  • X (we've all seen his wife)
  • Esther Eisenstein
  • Kathleen Harris
  • Jayne Slease
  • Dustin Jones ( From France )
  • Brittany Spears

Souls That The Devil Has ReturnedEdit

See AlsoEdit

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