Self-made Man

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If you are not a Real American™, pack your bags and report to GITMO.
Self-made Man
is a Great American and deserves your adoration!
America loves you, Self-made Man

A Self-made man is the worst nightmare of tax and spend liberal communists everywhere. They support the Republican party so that more of them can exist. Everything they have has nothing to do with anything that has been given to them, and everything to do with sheer merrit and integrity. Examples of Self-made Men include

  • George W. Bush (wildly successful at anything he's done whether it be his parenting, Vietnam service, or Wild Card related decision-making in Major League Baseball.
  • The Donald (has a solid gold penthouse like he deserves).
  • Steve Forbes (His Forbes on Fox program shows he only needs 6 fellow conservatives to debate a liberal at one time every week.)
Oh No!
Self-made Man
needs help fast!
Quick! Someone call the cavalry!

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