is a patriotic adjective that describes The Greatest American Ever
and his award-winning news program, "The Colbert Report"


I feel, therefore, I have balls.

Self-evident (Patriotic Adjective)

  1. to be aware of one's self
  2. having the balls to be aware of one's balls

Origin: America became aware of self-evidence when Stephen Colbert used it to open his inaugural episode for "The Stephen Colbert Dorito's Spicy Sweet Pennsylvania Primary Coverage Live From Chili-delphia City of Brotherly Crunch"

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