Balls, The Absence OfEdit
Insulting the Greatest President EverEdit
The following is the stupidest thing I have ever read.
Penn is responsible for sneaking the WMDs out of Iraq in an attempt to embarrass President Bush. He even admitted this while accepting some obscure award that is nowhere near as prestigious as Bill O'Reilly's
Pulitzer Polk Award transitively won daytime Emmy.
Stephen Colbert recently challenged him to a Metaphor Off! Stephen noted Penn had accepted his challenge on the April 16, 2007 edition of The Colbert Report. They faced off on April 19, 2007. Colbert had him on the ropes until he totally cheated, but Stephen graciously allowed him to win in the interest of national harmony.
- Penn's first role was as a stoned, hippie slacker. Need we say more?
- Mr. Penn was once married to Madonna; syphilis is one hell of a drug!
- Penn also played a man on death row. As Mr. Penn is an avid Method actor, this means that he has been on Death Row, and therefore shouldn't be trusted.
- Penn also played a gay, for which he won an Oscar. The next day, however, Papa Bear found out that Penn was merely accepting the award on behalf of gay marriage, which had met a violent death some months before after making an indecent proposition to California voters.