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Sean Connery was born in America (how else can he have brass balls?)He beat God in a magazine contest. He is best known for playing American secret agent James Bond. However, In the Hunt for red October, he also portrayed an American who was born in Commie Russia with the sole mission of stealing a Soviet Submarine to give to The Greatest President Ever and Ronald Reagan's Ghost.

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