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Gerald "Screamheart" Sanders (more commonly known as the Bizarro Twin of Bernie Sanders from the alternate dimension of Belerus) is a would-be free-marketalist who would sell anything but his American patriotism to bring himself up in the world.

His endeavors in self-interest are marked as an attempt to attain a position as the President of a Video Game, CEO of the Company of that Video Game, and then President of Video Games, and finally President of the World. While this act in itself would bring a prideful tear to Adam Smith it is all swept aside by the single fact that this sadist sicko MAKES FRIGGEN BEARS.

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On the path to self-glorification and American Patriotism, Sanders has obviously forgotten himself and what it means to be a True American by committing an act of treason against everyone with vision by endorsing, sculpting, and empowering FRIGGEN BEARS!DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP

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Screamington Heartsdale began his apprenticeship as a young Chinese migrant worker slowly working his way up the ladder to being a Super-Wal-Mart-Produce-Guy. Not to be confused with Superman-Produce-Guy. While undergoing education and rigorous Chinese "art" (or "Propaganda" as we know it to be) Scream had inadvertantly stumbled upon the genre of music known as "Screamo" (Emo+Scream=Screamo) thus adopting the name of Sir ScreamingtonHeartsDale III ('Screamheart' for short).DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP

Efforts in Propaganda Edit

Because of his inhuman bear-loving nature, Screamington is an insomniac who never ceases to showcase his views and his "arts". Each one with the sole intention of twisting the American mindset; the very mindset that prevents bears from literally taking over our government. He mostly works on some obscure game made entirely out of boxes for unknown reasons other than his agenda for ascension to power. The game itself has officially adopted and showcased a large number of his propaganda-sculptures (made of miniature boxes) in perpetuation of an impossible to understand favoritism (for love of immoral bears). DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP DERP

External Links Edit

Screamheart Wants a Mate! (She-Cats Reply!)

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