Scott Garrett
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America

Evolution? My hairy ass!

Republican, Jesus loving compassionate conservative. He Represents New Jersey's Fifth Congressional District, The Fightin' 5th! Unfortunately, like Joe Lieberman, he's also a pussy for not coming on The Colbert Report.

He refused to talk to Stephen when The Fightin' 5th! was profiled for part 32 of the 435 434 part series, Better Know A District.


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Scott Garrett
is a United States Representative
for the "Fightin' 5th" district of the state of New Jersey

TGPE2008SOTUv2 This article is a stub of a Congressperson who does not have the balls to be on "The Colbert Report".
Until Scott Garrett gets the balls to get nailed by Stephen, help America "Better Know" Scott Garrett by unloading your gut onto this page.

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