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Republican, Jesus loving compassionate conservative. He Represents New Jersey's Fifth Congressional District, The Fightin' 5th! Unfortunately, like Joe Lieberman, he's also a pussy for not coming on The Colbert Report.
He refused to talk to Stephen when The Fightin' 5th! was profiled for part 32 of the
435 434 part series, Better Know A District.
- The Only member of Congress to decline funding for Hurricane Katrina Relief (even Strom Thurmond's Ghost voted for it).
- The Only Member of Congress to vote against the Voting Rights Act renewal (even Strom Thurmond's Ghost voted for it).
- Was once a grand-dragon of the Klu Klux Klan
- Eats babies and stem cells
- Hates John Kerry
- Wants Bill Clinton to notice his mouth
- Hates Hillary Clinton
- Strom Thurmond was his idol
- Wants the Ten Commandments scribbled down on every piece of legislation
- He talks to God when he is having a bad day
- He really did want a Post Colbert Boost, but pussied out when asked to appear
- He loves America
- He may be a closet homosexual
- Gives driver's licences to hippy Canadians
|This article is a stub of a Congressperson who does not have the balls to be on "The Colbert Report".|
Until Scott Garrett gets the balls to get nailed by Stephen, help America "Better Know" Scott Garrett by onto this page.