Scott Brown
is a Beautiful Republican
God Bless America
Scott Brown
is a United States Senator
for the state of Massachusetts

Scott Brown is living proof that God and His Country hates Democrats. On January 20, 2010, he rescued the state of Taxachusetts from the icy rigor mortis of Ted Kennedy, and became the 41st Republican in the Senate by an electoral landslide and we actually earned it this time!.

The election geeked downEdit

To understand the election, one only has to consult one of the basic tomes of our civilization: Star Wars. A plucky farmboy appears out of nowhere as our best hope to defeat an evil empire, and restore balance to the universe through the ancient, mystical force known as filibustering. Of course, it goes without saying that he couldn't have done it without the help of Jedi Master Luke Skywalker-Colbert.

Did we mention his lightsaber?Edit

Austin Powers
Does Scott Brown
make you horny, baby?

Senator Brown comes from humble roots and, as a young man, was forced to make ends meet by posing in a series of completely tasteful photographs. Naturally, the Democrats tried to make it sound sleazy, as if there is anything wrong with a beautiful man sharing his bounty with the world (hopefully, just the world's ladies). Well, guess what, Democrats? You can suck it! (after he waxes it.)


Graduated first in his class of Greek male centerfolds and accepted a job at Cosmopolitan.

Health InsuranceEdit

Unlike the sissies of the Democratic party, he makes his employees insure their own bootstraps.

The TruckEdit


Senator Brown's
Awesome Truck

What a payload! This GMC can carry the entire state of Massachusetts.


Guys, his two daughters are available!

See AlsoEdit

Internets SourcesEdit

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