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Scotland was a Featured Word on 9/7/07.
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has bad teeth and a funny accent because it is British.

Scotland is a place in the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland. It is like a state. It is not an American state or else it would have a cool banner at the top like this:

U R Here
is a Recognized State of the United States of America.
All the geography American schoolkids Need To Know.

But it doesn't. That was fake. It's not actually a recognized state of the United States of America. If anybody ever tries to tell you that it is, they are liars and probably liberals trying to take your money and use it to adopt an African baby (which is basically like throwing it into a black hole; you should be a good citizen and donate it to Halliburton instead).

People from Scotland are either Scots, Scottish, or Scotch. Whatever they're called and whoever they are, they like to get hammered with alcohol and then get hammered on the battlefield by real warhammers, but then watch out, because they can still kick your ass. There's a reason that they enjoy it. This may be in part because they are insane, and they are European, and they have been hit in the head by giant polearms repeatedly, but it is also because they survive everything and can still kick ass later.

Notable People From ScotlandEdit

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a satellite picture of Scotland taken from their last election in 2011

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