The Scientific Method is a procedure created by Al-Hassan Ibn al-Haytham and used by scientists to prove they hate The Baby Jesus. Consisting of seven steps not mentioned in The Holy Bible, the Scientific Method has been the foundation of every liberal idea from atheism to stem cell research.
Observe A PhenomenonEdit
Or more likely proof of Demonic Possession™.
During this period, the wayward commie will begin to question the very word of The Lord.
The phenomenon The Baby Jesus observes here is losing another soul to liberalism.